This is usually one of my favorite times of spring/summer. When the college football magazines hit the stands, I rush to my neighborhood Walgreens/Kroger/Walmart/Anywhere to get a magazine.
This year, I was especially happy to race out to get the Lindy’s College Football Magazine, thinking that finally, after everything UK football has accomplished, we’d be rated a little higher than normal.
Ha. How naive I was.
That’s right, according to Lindy’s (and I’m sure the rest of the magazines will follow) UK is still one of the bottom two teams in the SEC. The bottom team is of course Vanderbilt. Mississippi State (a team that is the easily a one-year wonder) is ranked eighth overall by Lindy’s. UK is even below Arkansas, who lost everything and returned hardly nothing.
Did the U.S. government legalize drugs? Or is the Lindy’s team just taking them anyway?
Lindy’s put two Cats on All-SEC teams, DE Jeremy Jarmon and CB Tevard Lindley–on the second team defense. In the SEC position rankings, UK ranked no higher than eighth in any category. That ranking is shared by the wide recievers, running backs and defensive lines.
Lindy’s, you are out of your damn mind. Florida and their non-existant running game is ranked higher than UK’s. The UK linebackers rank 10th. So does the secondary.
In it’s report on UK, Lindy’s also says that it must win two of it’s four “coin-flip” games. Those games are At Louisville (Haha, coin-flip? Be serious. Did you see the spring reports?), South Carolina, Arkansas (who’s left? Casey Dick? Bring ‘em.) and at Mississippi State.
I see at least two wins there, probably three. Anyone else agree? Lindy’s also poops on UK’s biggest recruit as well, keeping Aaron Boyd out of their top incoming wide receivers rankings.
Obviously, UK football still has no national respect. Why is that? Is beating LSU, Florida State and Clemson the past two years meaningless? Everyone (including Lindy’s) is saying that replacing the offense will be too much.
Name me one SEC school besides Florida that wins with something other than a strong defense and a decent offense. Auburn hasn’t had a offense in years. LSU’s offense was no superpower last year. In fact, the number of good SEC QBs is lower than the number of wheels on a tricycle. And I’m still not sold on Matthew Stafford.
SEC schools run the ball and play defense. That’s what UK will do this year. Lindy’s expects UK to go 6-6 and miss a bowl, at best. I’ll say right now that UK will go at least 7-5, if not 8-4. They will make a bowl.
Here’s your wins this season: At Louisville, Norfolk State, Middle Tennessee, Western Kentucky, Arkansas, Vanderbilt. (six wins)
Losses: At Alabama, At Florida, Georgia. (three losses)
“Coin-flips”: South Carolina, At Mississippi State, at Tennessee
When will UK football get the respect it deserves? If this were any of the big SEC schools facing this problem, they would still be highly ranked. It’s about time UK received that same respect. Until then, I can’t wait for UK to continue to punch teams in the mouth and dumb, national correspondents at the same time.
Don’t buy Lindy’s College Football Magazine. It’s not even good toliet paper.