
Mark Story is a columnist for the Lexington Herald-Leader. Some people like him, some don’t. And he has some questions for the long, boring summer months.
And since it wasn’t that long ago that Mark Story said I had potential to be governor some day (no joke, I’ll provide the link if you ask), I’m going to answer his questions.
20. Who will quarterback the University of Kentucky football team? Curtis Pulley
19. Even if UK finds a capable quarterback, will there be anyone not named Dicky Lyons Jr. to whom to throw? Yes, a few guys named Ford, Lanxter and Boyd
18. Who will quarterback the University of Kentucky men’s basketball team? Kevin Galloway, if Liggins doesn’t qualify
17. Will Kentucky basketball fans pray every day — or just three times a week — that Patrick Patterson’s ankle (stress fracture) and Jodie Meeks’ sports hernia heal completely? Everyday, 3 times a day. Facing Rupp Arena.
16. Having lost leading scorers Samantha Mahoney and Sarah Elliott from a team that struggled mightily on offense, how will the UK women’s hoops team ever score in 2008-09? Carly O. Look her up. Hot.
15. Will Steve Kragthorpe continue to appear to be the first miss for Tom Jurich in his major coaching hires at Louisville — or will the reputation of the U of L football coach enjoy a Rich Brooks-style bounce-back in 2008? Strike out for Jurich.
14. Is relying on nine new junior-college transfers — as U of L’s football program is in 2008 — a quick fix or fool’s gold? Yeah, not a good sign.
13. Will Hunter Cantwell actually turn out to be a more coveted NFL prospect than Brian Brohm? Hahahahahaha, Silly you, Mark.
12. Having wooed Earl Clark back from early entry into the NBA Draft, can Rick Pitino find a point guard of sufficient dependability to allow Louisville to make a legitimate national championship bid? Let’s hope not, but probably so.
11. Can the Louisville women find a point guard of sufficient dependability to allow the marvelous Angel McCoughtry to lead U of L to its first-ever women’s Final Four trip? See above.
10. Will there be life — well, basketball — on The Hill now that Courtney Lee and Crystal Kelly are no longer Hilltoppers? Sorry, don’t care.
9. Can this fall’s final installment of the Eastern Kentucky-Western Kentucky football series produce something so memorable as to be an appropriate send-off to an ancient rivalry? Hope so, it’s the second best rivalry in the state.
8. This was going to be: After a year in which UK, U of L and Western Kentucky all made the NCAA baseball tournament, can our state’s schools hold on to the coaches who are making the commonwealth relevant in college baseball?
Late Friday, John Cohen answered that one for us. And he answered wrongly….
7. Even though he is becoming the most significant Kentuckian in major-league baseball since Hall of Famer Jim Bunning, if Brandon Webb walked down Main Street in his street clothes in Lexington or Louisville, would five people recognize him? Yes. That goatee is easy to pick out.
6. Will Bruton Smith’s proposed purchase of Kentucky Speedway go through to finalization? If it does, it means a Cup Series race at last is likely to come to Kentucky because, otherwise, why would Smith buy the track? For giggles?
5. Will the heightened public and press scrutiny of horse racing this spring lead the powers that be in the sport in the commonwealth to tighten our state’s shamefully lax drug rules? Just race ‘em, boys.
4. Coming off a year in which public high schools won four of six state football championships and both the boys’ and girls’ basketball state titles, will the drive to split Kentucky high school sports into public and private school divisions lose steam?
Probably, until they cheat again. Looking at you St. X and LexCath.
3. Will the backing of what is sure to be a boisterous Kentucky crowd at Valhalla in September at last motivate Tiger, Phil and the U.S. Ryder Cup lads to stop playing the Washington Generals to Europe’s Globetrotters? Probably not, but we can watch anyway.
2. Has the University of Kentucky football program finally — finally — started turning the proverbial corner? Or did Rich Brooks catch lightning in a bottle with one class that included an unnaturally high number (think Woodson, Burton, Tamme, Little, Woodyard) of difference-makers? Corner has been turned, sir.
1. Judging from discussions I’ve had around the state, many Kentucky fans aren’t thrilled to see the commonwealth’s flagship university emerge as the national symbol of colleges wooing middle-school basketballers.
Billy Gillispie is an unconventional coach holding down the ultimate in Old School coaching jobs.
How that plays out remains fascinating in the extreme.
Where’s the question there, Mark?
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